Streakr has a humorous page called, "What celebrities would look like if they moved to Ohio". Now, I've been to Ohio many times and although there are many nice people in that state, I have to say Streakr got it close to the mark.
You can view the rest of the celebrities from the following link --> Streakr Ohio
My favorite picture is Jennifer Aniston - seen below.
Aug 26, 2008
A, o, way to go Ohio
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Aug 25, 2008
Bring Cake - Salt
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Monday, August 25, 2008
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Aug 24, 2008
Relax Relax Relax - Enjoy Enjoy Enjoy
Having a stressful day? Thinking of guzzling down some Boone's Farm and floating your way through an episode of cops?
Terrified of facing another day? Well, I have the answer for you. It is non-chemical, doesn't require you to join a cult and is completely free.
No, it isn't Eckhart Tolle or Michael Losier - It's someone of greater compassion and understanding. If you want to find your center, ballance the Chakras and reduce stress. I present to you the ultimate in guru genius: Bob Ross
Haven't yet heard of Bob Ross? That's because the man has been putting him down. The government is suppressing all information about this life changing teacher. Bob Ross was a teacher, spiritualist and painter.
So if you're stressed out like a monkey on amphetamines, sit back (in a chair you won't fall out of) and relax to the hypnontic words of the master. You have to give it at least five minutes.
Bob Ross - Deep Forest Lake
My Bob Ross experience: I was looking for a video on how to paint wet on wet oil. After a couple of hours of searching, I finally relented and loaded up a Bob Ross video on Youtube. I expected to be bored, but entertained by the overly sentimental artist. Instead five minutes into the video I blacked out. Two hours later I awoke with my head pressed against the keyboard, drooling into the keys and some site called the Intergrated Taxonomic Information System on my Firefox web browser.
Bob Ross died in 1994. God bless you Bob Ross ... may you be in the heaven you painted.
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Sunday, August 24, 2008
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Aug 16, 2008
Mighty Award
My painting "Eight" was awarded "Art of the Day" by EBSQ. What an honor!
Wow, I really didn't prepare a speech.
I would like to thank the EBSQ academy. My wife and daughter, who have always been there for me. Oh, Jo Sonja's paints and Crayola pigmented wax. Dick Blick canvas boards. And how could I forget Harry the Octopus for the many hours of modeling. Thank you .. thank you all
Free Tibet!
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Saturday, August 16, 2008
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Aug 13, 2008
Photo #1
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008
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Aug 2, 2008
Bring Cake - Big Question
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Saturday, August 02, 2008
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Jul 29, 2008
Getty out of here
Last week I finally visited the Getty Museum in Los Angeles. I knew Vincent van Gogh's Irises
was there, but I didn't realize the amount of amazing and famous art I would find. It was a little overwhelming.
In one room, I stood three feet from Turner's Long Ship's Lighthouse. It was me and the Turner in an empty room. Every once in a while a tourist walked by, hardly noticing the painting. I
wanted to yell, "Hey idiot - you just walked past a frickin' Turner!"
As I'm walking down a hallway, my eye catches a small painting of a ballerina. I thought - it couldn't be a Degas. Sure as hell, it was a Degas ballerina - Dancer Taking a Bow.
There were also a number of Monet's, my favorite being, Wheatstacks, Snow Effect.
I wish I had done more research before I left. I think I would have appreciated the experience a lot more.
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Jul 20, 2008
I Love Van Art
I just purchased an airbrush, the Vega 2000. It is a two stroke, with interchangeable pins. It rocks. I also purchased a Husky air compressor at Home Depot and it rocks. As a matter of fact, the whole damn thing rocks. My career in airbrush illustration has just begun. I just completed my first gradient. Soon I will be painting jumping dolphins over an ocean sunset.
And then, when I'm ready I will endeavor to fulfill my destiny of producing "Van Art". I love van art and here are some of my favorite examples:
This picture is from Power Studios in Australia
This is from Varuna Van:
This is from realm of the wombat.com
So if you need your van or car painted, just drop me an email. I have an airbrush and I will travel.
Marc
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