Relax Relax Relax - Enjoy Enjoy Enjoy

Having a stressful day? Thinking of guzzling down some Boone's Farm and floating your way through an episode of cops?

Terrified of facing another day? Well, I have the answer for you. It is non-chemical, doesn't require you to join a cult and is completely free.

No, it isn't Eckhart Tolle or Michael Losier - It's someone of greater compassion and understanding. If you want to find your center, ballance the Chakras and reduce stress. I present to you the ultimate in guru genius: Bob Ross

Haven't yet heard of Bob Ross? That's because the man has been putting him down. The government is suppressing all information about this life changing teacher. Bob Ross was a teacher, spiritualist and painter.

So if you're stressed out like a monkey on amphetamines, sit back (in a chair you won't fall out of) and relax to the hypnontic words of the master. You have to give it at least five minutes.


Bob Ross - Deep Forest Lake



My Bob Ross experience: I was looking for a video on how to paint wet on wet oil. After a couple of hours of searching, I finally relented and loaded up a Bob Ross video on Youtube. I expected to be bored, but entertained by the overly sentimental artist. Instead five minutes into the video I blacked out. Two hours later I awoke with my head pressed against the keyboard, drooling into the keys and some site called the Intergrated Taxonomic Information System on my Firefox web browser.

Bob Ross died in 1994. God bless you Bob Ross ... may you be in the heaven you painted.